The D Channel

merry christmas
December 18, 2013, 6:53 PM
Filed under: humor

or happy holidays. or whatever doesnt offend you. thats what its about, these days, no? speaking of offensive… like, ew.

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happy holidays, creep
December 13, 2013, 6:04 PM
Filed under: humor, tech
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everyone has their price
December 2, 2013, 7:53 PM
Filed under: humor, misc

and for dr. conrad murray, that price was likely in the millions of dollars paid to him so that mike jackson can sleep peacefully.

how so, you ask? the good ol’ doc held that fucker’s dick.

if you were paid a ton of money to hold a celeb’s dick, im sure you’d think about it for a second before donning gloves and grabbing that man-snake and doing what needs to be done. read this HERE for more in-depth details on why doc murray had to hold the previous king of pop’s dick while he slept.

see that smile? thats not the face id expect one to have, knowing theyd have to hold mike jackson’s dick as he slept.

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a david guetta thanksgiving
December 2, 2013, 7:44 PM
Filed under: dj/skratching/mixing/music, humor, misc


he pre-cooked everything. and like his “live” dj sets, he pretended it was hard work. fuck him and his giblets… hopefully, everyone else had a better thanksgiving meal than this.

“Guests were left “underwhelmed and disappointed” after Guetta presented course after course of meals that he claimed to have cooked himself but which had actually been bought from his local store. One guest claimed that “the stove wasn’t even plugged in,” and that all Guetta did was “press start on the microwave for two hours.”

click the pic for details on this atrocity

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