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park somewhere else
February 13, 2012, 8:54 PM
Filed under: automotive, humor, misc

the world is full of inconsiderate assholes who just dont respect other people’s shit. like opening a car door as wide as it will possibly go, and using the car next to you, as means to stop it. yes, i’m talking to you, asshole who parks a full size 1970s cadillac brougham (or its equivalent) in a compact space at the mall.

the following excerpt is only the beginning to what ends up being justice served…

Dear Car Owner,

You may have noticed the dent on the left side of your car. If not, allow me to draw your attention to it now. As you can see, it is there, and so is this note, and now two and two are getting put together in your head. Allow me to confirm your suspicions: The dent and note are connected. I have dented your car and wish to apologize for it.

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