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ninja cat – exploding
June 14, 2010, 1:51 PM
Filed under: misc

i only like virtual cats, like on lolcats.com. in reality, i hate them. they are vile creatures that serve no purpose but to shit in your yard and piss-mark everything. i dont gave a rat’s ass if they do provide companionship. if they cant make a noise when a burglar enters your home, they’re useless. when have you ever seen a sign that said “beware of cat”…? i’ve heard cats are quite tasty when charbroiled, but i have yet to experience that, and have no immediate need to.

if youre a cat lover, great. i dont care. just dont invite me over to meet your choice in animal-friend.

/end rant

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